LOOKING TO PRAISE AND WORSHIP JESUS THE CHRIST, THE SON OF THE LIVING GOD. 18 No man has ever seen God at any time; the only unique Son, or the only begotten God, Who is in the bosom [in the intimate presence] of the Father, He has declared Him [He has revealed Him and brought Him out where He can be seen; He has interpreted Him and He has made Him known].

Saturday, May 31, 2008

A Work In Progress: Colin Maxwell Dictionary On Free Grace Theology Terms

Here's a start on the FG dictionary:
God’s Free Will: Never thought of that!

Old Time Non Calvinist: Some one whose theology was formulated before 1980

FGer who sees the light and goes over to Calvinism: Breath taking apostate of the highest order, but still saved anyway. Probably only get a run down, rat infested shack in Gloryland. I jest:0)

Moving in Free Grace circles:Going round and round and round

Ultimate assurance: Being asked the join the UoG team and getting your name on the "Who" list on the top left hand corner (The "Who's Who" of Bible truth)

Quoting John Calvin favourably even if you are not a Calvinist: Living dangerously on the very precipice of temptation. :o)

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All a spoof, of course, and all in good form.


June 01, 2008 4:29 AM

Blogger jazzycat said...

Free Grace Theology = Be anything you want to be after you begin with simple faith........

IOW, as long as you get saved by "simple faith" in Jesus at your beginning, you can go on to add works, other Gods, atheism, or anything else to your religion and rest assured you are saved. Discipleship is for rewards and failure to perform works can mean you will be in the outer darkness of heaven. But, hey you have made the cut and are in heaven.

June 01, 2008 8:26 AM

Blogger mark pierson said...

Colin, since I was once nonCal, then converted over to Calvinism...Well, I guessm I'll be the one in the rat infested shack in Gloryland. Will you come visit me? :-)

June 01, 2008 10:59 AM

Blogger Matt Waymeyer said...

May I add a few entries to your Free Grace Lexicon? If you keep these in mind, they will help you understand how the extreme FGers manage to get around the clear teaching of Scripture and hold their theology intact:

“do the will of the Father” in Matt 7:21 = believe in Jesus

“follow Me” in John 10:27 = believe in Jesus

“did the good deeds” in John 5:29 = believe in Jesus

“perish” in 2 Peter 3:9 = experience physical death

“know Him” in 1 John 2:3 = really, really, REALLY know Him!

"weeping and gnashing of teeth" = what all unbelievers will do in hell and most believers will do in the Millennial Kingdom

Oh, and lastly, a "traditionalist" is someone whose interpretation of Scripture predates Zane Hodges.

June 06, 2008 2:28 PM


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